Question of the Day - July 5, 2005
1)QOTD: If you could create a million-man army of clones to impose your will on a sovereign nation of your choice, a) who would you clone?, b) why? and c) on what nation would you impose your reign of terror?
2) Extra Credit: What game shows will be big hits on Iraqi TV?
2) Extra Credit: What game shows will be big hits on Iraqi TV?
posted by Lucky Crocker at 10:21 AM
2 Comments:
a) Takeru Kobayashi, who holds the hot dog eating world record (53 hot dogs in 12 minutes)
b) This man can consume 53 two-ounce hot dogs in 12 minutes. That's approximately 6.6 pounds of meat in 12 minutes, 33 pounds per hour, 265 pounds in an 8-hour day, and 96,725 pounds (over 48 tons) of meat in one year. If you can clone this man one million times, you would have a human swarm that could descend on third world countries like bulemic locusts at a Chinese Ho-Down. One million Kobayashis could consume 48 million tonds of foodstuffs in one year (provided that they were fitted with some kind of mechanical digestive accelerator, and maybe a restraining collar) and would effectively let you extort small countries into carrying out your foolish and juvenille whims. The execution of this plan would require tricky tactical planning. Brute force proponents have suggested transporting the cloned devourers in high-speed armored vehicles (impervious to small arms and anti-personnnel fire) and delivering them to large grocery stores, food warehouses, and farms. A more subtle approach involves taking smaller groups of Kobayashis - no more than 1,000 per group - to key food distribution centers. By posing as a large group of (genetically identical) exchange students, the Kobayashis would be allowed to tour the facility. Once inside, the clones would execute their plan of unrestrained gluttony.
c) Canada - America, Jr. has been too smug in her trans-Arctic abode. Besides, with inhuman levels of fructose and protein derived from maple syrup and back bacon, respectively, it will be like throwing napalm on a campfire.
O Jujunem!
Fire me up some extra credit.
The game show will be:
Slow Dancing with the Order Rodentiae
Hosted from the beyond by Rod Serling.
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